Not Like I Used To

Note to Self: Eat food before you decide to party it up like it were 1969. Because boozing with no food will do you zero justice when you clearly do not have the drinking capabilities you once had. If you think you can down those nine doubles in 2.5 hours, expect some of it to come back out. Idiot.

P.S. VODKA GIVES YOU NASTY SHITS, REMEMBER?!

Relief

Huge sigh of relief.

I just found out that an arrest has been made in the murder of my friend’s brother. My friends and I couldn’t be any happier for her and their families. I can’t wait to see her tomorrow; her mood has definitely improved.

Parents Do Know All?

My sister just called me. The typical signs of panic are running its course. Lightheadedness, tightness in the throat, shivers, numbing in the hands. I need to find a bathroom. I think my parents know.

Note to Self: Do Not Try to Kick it Old School

Note to Self: Although you have 15 minutes left until you have the night to yourself, please, for the love of God, next time keep in mind that there are other people working too. DO NOT try to kick it old school, at your desk, to It’s Tricky by Run DMC. You WILL get Looks. You WILL be embarrassed.

Note to Self: Re: Sweet N' Low

Note to Self: Do NOT use Sweet N’ Low in your coffee anymore. Do NOT be tempted by the ‘low calorie’ sugar. It does not taste good. Possibly, next time, attempt one packet rather than two. The package did not lie when it said that one packet of Sweet N’ Low equals two packets of regular sugar. OH GROSS. Stop trying to drink it! STOP TRYING TO DRINK THE COFFEE GET A NEW ONE. Lesson learned.