Paying the Price

*Watching a television commercial*

TV Commercial: Money can’t buy love.

Me to FM: Yeah! For you, my love is free. It won’t cost you a thing!

FM: Hah! No, it did cost me something.

Me: What the hell are you talking about?

FM: *Insert jesting tone of voice* It cost me everything and I’ll be paying for it for the rest of my life.

Me: *Punch*