Friday, April 04, 2008

One for the WTF!@#$ File

An employee is out of the office today, therefore, leaving his office vacant.

I felt a rumbling from deep within.

I acted like I had to drop something off in his office so walked over to the office door, opened it, and in I went.

I made a 180 degree turn, paused, and you guessed it – I let a silent one go.

I then proceeded to walk out and closed the door behind me.

It was fan-fuckin’-tastic.

I’m only slightly ashamed of myself.

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Blogger asianpixie said...

Excellent. At least you were discreet about it. There's a woman across from me that just lets them go loudly and does not care who is around or if she is talking to someone.

10:06 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

For the most part, I'm all about the discreet gas. Around people I'm close with, though, is a different story. Apparently Public Gas Woman goes by her own rules!

2:08 PM  

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