One for the WTF!@#$ File
An employee is out of the office today, therefore, leaving his office vacant.
I felt a rumbling from deep within.
I acted like I had to drop something off in his office so walked over to the office door, opened it, and in I went.
I made a 180 degree turn, paused, and you guessed it – I let a silent one go.
I then proceeded to walk out and closed the door behind me.
It was fan-fuckin’-tastic.
I’m only slightly ashamed of myself.
I felt a rumbling from deep within.
I acted like I had to drop something off in his office so walked over to the office door, opened it, and in I went.
I made a 180 degree turn, paused, and you guessed it – I let a silent one go.
I then proceeded to walk out and closed the door behind me.
It was fan-fuckin’-tastic.
I’m only slightly ashamed of myself.
Labels: Easily Amused
posted by AJ at
11:31 a.m.
2 Comments:
Excellent. At least you were discreet about it. There's a woman across from me that just lets them go loudly and does not care who is around or if she is talking to someone.
For the most part, I'm all about the discreet gas. Around people I'm close with, though, is a different story. Apparently Public Gas Woman goes by her own rules!
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