Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Insanity Is When You Start Talking Crap - Literally

Ugh. You people are sick. Sick I tell ya. There are some things in this world that we, or at least I, will never understand.

Skid marks. Shit stains at the bottom of a toilet bowl.


It doesn’t matter if it’s coming out of J’s ass or weirdo ladies taking dumps in the women’s facilities; how does one create a force so strong that it leaves a trail of poo along the side of the bowl straight to the bottom? This is not Hansel and Gretel. The shit will find its way to the drain. Believe me.


Even at home, J manages to leave stains so bad that it doesn’t matter if you flush it 50 times… you’ve got to get out the toilet brush… and ooooh how I hate the toilet brush. In fact, it’s to the point that after J is done his business, I can hear him in the bathroom saying, “oooh… no…. AJ, you do not want to look at the toilet.” It’s at that moment, I know what he’s done (he finds it funny – good God, he has a good laugh about the situation).

People! There is no reason that there should be crap stains at the bottom of the toilet bowl! We, at least North America, are fortunate enough to be living in a country that provides us with toilets that contain WATER at the bottom. We do not own the German toilet. There is no logical reason for this insanity.

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Blogger Nick said...

Working for a large plumbing company, I can tell you we are actively on the problem :)

9:20 a.m.  
Blogger AJ said...

I'm glad to hear that, because believe me, it completely boggles my mind!

9:07 p.m.  
Blogger Punk Angel said...

LMAO!!! I completely love this blog! I've read it so many times and I almost have tears in my eyes! I love it!!

6:18 p.m.  
Blogger AJ said...

punk angel - Awesome! I'm glad to know that I can bring amusement. :)

1:42 a.m.  

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