Thursday, July 27, 2006

Updates! FYIs! Oh My!

Update 1: As per the previous post, this so-called-bomb? WAS A CAMERA BAG THAT SOMEONE LEFT BEHIND. My sister told me. That’s how I found out. And certainly not from the newspaper. Why? Because apparently it’s more important to print an article on how Lance Bass came out of the gay closet as opposed to writing an article on why my defenceless belly starved because someone forgot their camera bag. Not that there is anything wrong with the Mr. Bass story; kudos on him for coming out. Plus I’m a sucker for celebrity gossip. But seriously, the Mr. Bass story does not belong on page 2 of the newspaper while the “downtown scare” gets excluded, completely.

FYI 1: Pickup lines that NO guy should use:
“Girl, your hips do not lie.” If one more guy mutters those words to me, while I’m dancing with friends, will seriously get hip-checked.
“You have nice breasts.” HAHAHAHAHA. Okay, sorry. This one I have to laugh at. My friend actually had a male say this to her. The look on her face = priceless. We were all fairly disgusted.

FYI 2: I have a dentist appointment today. I dislike going to the dentist. My dentist has a television in each of the rooms. I like watching The Simpsons while getting my teeth cleaned. I will be turning 24 years old soon and I have never, ever had a single cavity - ever. My teeth could beat up your teeth. Not sure how… but I’ll figure it out. BUT. If any of you find me online later crying? It’s because my dentist has told me that my lucky streak is up and a cavity has been found. I was serious about the crying part. I will cry.

Update 2: 15 DAYS TILL MY BIRTHDAY. I’m not looking forward to being a year older, but how often does a day come around when all the focus and attention is on you? ONCE. It’s called a birthday. And mine will be filled with fun, laughter, dancing and you can bet there will be a lot of beer, random shots and hopefully no Blow Jobs. They’re incredibly messy… This year I’ll get to celebrate by birthday twice. The only reason I’m doing so is because four of my friends will be out of either a) the city or b) the damn country. So technically I guess I just voided the whole, “…how often does a day come around when all the focus and attention is on you? ONCE.” thing. But that’s okay! Cause it’ll be my birthday! HAH.



Anonymous dawn said...

Once a guy came up to me in a bar and said, "Did you pay for that body or were you born with those?" Course that was before my children sucked the life out of. . .me.

Another time a guy came up to me and a friend and said, "Do you want to go back to my place for some porn and pizza?" We said no thanks, but it did make us laugh and we ended up talking to him for quite awhile.

I love your little birthday countdown. I get more and more agitated as my birthday approaches. I think the difference may be due to the fact that you are young and I am old.

1:53 p.m.  
Blogger Punk Angel said...

:D HA HA HA HA!! I've never once had a cavity or any of that junk before either! And I'm damn proud for that!! My little step sister, on the other hand, I believe pretty much every tooth in her mouth has a cavity, plus she has braces now too, ha ha ha. Never had braces either cause my teeth are just that good!Muha ha ha ha!

3:58 p.m.  
Blogger AJ said...

hahahaha. Dawn, those were terrible pickup lines. If someone had asked me "Do you want to go back to my place for some porn and pizza?" I probably would have been, "Wha...? Did you just ask what I think you asked?!" As for the birthday, I'm honestly not sure why I'm excited about this one. Since my 18th birthday, I've only celebrated my 20th and 21st birthday. Every other time, I've hid deep... deep... in the depths of a corner somewhere. And you are not old!

Punk Angel, damnit. Lucky you! I actually... kinda... sorta need braces. I have a couple of teeth that are slightly "off". Otherwise, I am rockin' in the no cavity/filling category!

8:54 a.m.  
Blogger Nick said...

Today's my birthday! Let's all get naked!!! Wooooo!!!!!!!

8:02 p.m.  
Anonymous dawn said...

I'm starting to think when you fell on the ground in that picture you never got up and your still there lying on the ground all curled up and comfy.

6:28 a.m.  
Blogger Nick said...

Post! Or we will come to Canada and kick your ass!

Serious. We totally will.

7:31 p.m.  
Blogger AJ said...

Nick - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope it was a good one.

1:46 p.m.  

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