Friday, July 21, 2006

Beyond Un-censored

Before anyone goes charging in and reading the following words on this page, I believe that it is best if you stop reading here. The subsequent paragraphs are intended for my own personal ranting and raving, and honestly? Probably makes me look like a cruel and horrible person. WHICH, deep… deeeeeeeeeep down inside, I truly am not. Now I’m sure that I’ve only stirred up the curious kitty that lies in all of us, that some will continue to read it, and that some will want to give me a good cyber beating; however, thankfully for me, this is my site and technically I could write about florescent pink feces for all I care.

Anyway.



I was reading the newspaper this morning; I read an article that turned me into a pencil snapping maniac.

Although it may not be the newspaper article, here’s an online idea of what it was about: “Boat trip to Cyprus 'horrible'

Seriously. What the goddamn fuck. What the hell has landed in your gastrointestinal tract and decided to grow shit for brains. If it were me? Trying to get on that damn boat? I would have been all, “Out of my motherfucking way assholes. I’ma land me on that filthy-assed shit vessel and save my sorry ass.”

Don’t get me wrong. I dislike crowded spaces and vomit just as much as the next person. But believe me, you, I would have taken a good puke-fest on me by ten people than sit my ass around and wait for the chance to have the Grim Reaper find room in his appointment book and rip me a new asshole… or cunt… his choice.

(Can’t say you weren’t warned. It’s even typed out on the right-hand side. “Highly un-censored”. Yeah. I guess I should bold it.)

All in all, although it may have been unorganized and crowded and disgusting and yada yada yada, I would not be bitching about it the way these people are. I would have taken whatever I could get, graciously kiss the boat and thank the higher Gods for allowing me to be one of the folks that got out safely. That, and that the boat didn’t sink. And to the fuckers that could only focus on the negative side of it all rather than focus on how fortunate they are to have been rescued?

SWIM THE FUCK BACK AND GET NAILED IN THE HEAD BY A MISSLE.

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4 Comments:

Blogger Alex said...

Yeah, I'm with you there AJ; sometimes I don't know what the hell is wrong with people. I read that article and just shook my head.

On the American side; a lot of my fellow countrymen and women were just as ungrateful: After 5 State Department warnings to not go to Lebanon in the past two years, and the Marines risking their lives and the government footing the bill, these chumps were complaining. Idiots!

8:39 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Alex. PHEW! I am beyond relieved that I haven't been the only one feeling this way. I spoke with my mom and sister regarding this and they too shared my frustrations. I tried to look at it from both perspectives (the grateful and ungrateful) but I just can not understand the ungrateful perspective.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous dawn said...

btw, I thought all of your cussing was very refreshing. No need to censor anything my kids aren't reading!

3:17 PM  
Blogger AJ said...

Dawn, thank you! I tend to worry about offending anyone but then I realize that not everyone has to read what I write.

3:37 PM  

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