Monday, June 26, 2006

Proper Punctuation Does Not Exist Here

Guess who’s NOT going to the Tool concert because someone decided to get uber-fantastically wasted off a bottle and a half of wine and clearly made the stupid mistake of not eating much the entire day even though said person is clearly a “tiny” person, at 5’6” and approximately 125 lbs, then to have been found puking to the Porcelain God refusing to get up and telling a very unfortunate male to “fuck OFF” cause, you know, laying drunk on the floor is the COOL thing to do, then to have said male thankfully be strong and move the living-dead to a nice comfy bed, then telling the rest of the guests to BE DAMN QUIET because he’s got his poor girl sick in bed and MY GOD she is a vicious one that will attempt to bite anyone who tries to move her, but luckily enough said male did not hold it against the drunk loser and let her sleep-in until the room stopped spinning at 3:damn30 p.m. the next day and still was kind enough to cook her breakfast food, while she explained her drunkenness to prepping in stamina for her upcoming birthday and HOLY GEEZUS this is the WORST sentence in the ENTIRE damn WORLD because honestly where the hell is the proper use of punctuation and PERIODS, which would have been used if someone did not lose a BILLION brain cells due to a lame reason like “building up STAMINA for her upcoming birthday” which clearly was a cover-up for “WARNING: DRUNKER ON THE LOSE” and OHMYGOD breeeaaatttthhheeee, breathe, and seriously, JUST GUESS who’s NOT going to the Tool concert because of this?

No, really, just guess.

You are the Awesome. You’re right. ME.

I’m not going to the Tool concert because it was I who was supposed to get the tickets at 10:00 a.m. The day after the Madness started. The day in which the room stopped spinning at 3:30 p.m.

I’m sure I’d be kicking my ass a lot harder for this stupidity but, thankfully for me, I have already seen Tool in concert before and the rest of the concert goers weren't overly excited to see them live.

I’ll let this, uhm, error, slide this time, but next time I won’t be so easy on myself. I’m sure that how I felt the next day was torture enough.

Besides, I’m still convincing myself that I was trying to build up stamina for my birthday in August.

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Blogger Alex said...

Wow...quite the adventure AJ. When I went to see Radiohead a few weeks ago, two of my wicked good friends camped outside of the Orpheum, where they were selling the tickets, at 6:00 or 7:00 a.m.; I'm not sure which; the night after a party in which they were up until 4:00 IN THE MORNING. So it can be done, but it's not fun, so I've heard. Don't feel too bad; you'll see 'em next time!

And I hope the room isn't still spinning now!

9:45 a.m.  
Blogger AJ said...

Alex, I have zero idea how your friends managed to pull that off. Seriously. Amazing. I don't even know what time I passed out at, not even a vague idea. I guess I will have to wait till next time to see them... *sigh*.

Thankfully the room isn't spinning right now, but all of Saturday (the day after the Madness) the room was moving like crazy.

4:02 p.m.  
Blogger Punk Angel said...

Heh, that's not a very smart move on your behalf, LOL, kidding. Tool would be awesome to see in concert.

8:21 p.m.  
Blogger Alex said...

Punk Angel; speaking from experience, Tool are awesome in concert. I saw them in 2002 with another favorite of mine, Fantomas, opening, and it was a great show. They pulled out all the stops: lights, projections on screen, the funky acrobats from the "Schism" video, but most importantly their playing was amazing. I recommend seeing them if you ever get the chance. Just don't drunk too much before tickets go on sale.

8:00 a.m.  
Blogger AJ said...

HAHAHA. Okay. Firstly, it wasn't that... I wasn't...

Who am I kidding. Punk Angel, it was SO NOT a smart move on my behalf, haha.

Take Alex's advice: do not get drunk too much before buying tickets, otherwise, you'll end up with no tickets. Like me.

Oh, and? Tool = great in concert.

At least my math skills are still intact.

9:08 a.m.  
Blogger Nick said...

We must have hung out the other night... though I admit, I don't remember much.

11:41 a.m.  
Blogger AJ said...

Nick, it is quite the possibility considering I don't remember a whole lot either. If there was a female staggering around speaking incoherently with a bottle of wine in her hand? It was me. Possibly avoiding any axe swinging people. :)

1:32 p.m.  

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