Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Maybe I Don't Want to Remember

Occasionally I’ll read through my archives to remember some of the things I’ve done/felt in the past. I like holding on to memories, hence why I usually write of the weirdest stories sometimes. Last night, lounging around with a few friends, I recalled two things that have happened in the past that I hope I will never forget because they are so darn funny.

One of the reasons why I watch hockey rather than playing is because I would sit in the penalty box more than I would be on the ice. When I was in grade 7, I was kicked out (not literally kicked) of gym class during floor hockey. There was this one girl in my class, that no one could tolerate, who said to me that I wouldn’t have the guts to physically hurt someone during a game of hockey. I scoffed at her words! The second she and I were on the floor together, and the ball was by her, I took the hockey stick (plastic hockey stick that was provided through the school) and slashed the back of her leg. This sent her crying and me telling her, “I told you so.”

HAHAHAHA. Oh geez. Maybe that isn’t a memory I want to remember. I honestly am not that vicious of a person. I don’t think.

The second memory I recall involves Jason #2, aka Fucktard. Back the first time around, when we dated, he was all into Star Trek (gag – sorry). Star Trek was on Tuesday nights and during this time he was not to be disturbed. Well, I made the unfortunate <-insert eyes rolling counter-clockwise-> mistake of phoning him during a Tuesday viewing of Star Trek.

Him: Hi?
Me: Hey, how’s it going?
Him: Uh, what are you doing?
Me: Um… just wanted to call and see what was up…
Him: Do you know what today is?
Me: Err… Tuesday?
Him: No. It’s Star Trek night. I’ll talk to you later. Bye.
Phone: *CLICK*
Me: !@#$$#%!&#$%

Classic. Right there, classic. Although at the time I was slightly slighted, I find it fairly hilarious now and it certainly makes for a laugh when I tell my friends today.

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3 Comments:

Blogger jo said...

fucktard...that's the funniest word I've ever heard!

3:50 PM  
Blogger Alex said...

Wow...that phone conversation is too unreal. I myself may be a huge sports fan, but I never blew off girlfriends, when I actually had girlfriends, for sports. That conversation is...kind of pathetic, no offense to what'shisname.

7:48 AM  
Blogger AJ said...

Jo - I like it too! It was a fabulous word I coined and has been dubbed his official name from now on.

Alex - It is fairly unreal, isn't it? At the time I, or my girl friends, couldn't believe it. But! What was more pathetic is that when his friends found out they were all, "HAHA. Really man! That's funny!"

10:22 AM  

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